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Sawadee Khrap

Here’s a cute one from Paul’s Sunday Funnies.

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.  Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,  "Well, that’s great….that’s really great……… some asshole’s  got my pen."

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Sawadee Khrap       Here’s a good one from Kevin  (modified !!)

A balding, white haired man from USA , walked into a jewelry store in Bangkok this past Friday evening with a very handsome but much younger young man at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his boyfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lad’s eyes sparkled and his whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said ‘There’s no money in that account.’

‘I know,’ said the old man,

‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’

See…….Not All Seniors Are Senile

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Sawadee Khrap

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages.  What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question ," noted the CFO.  "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.  But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases?  What do you do with what’s left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.  "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.  "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO.  "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick."

Thanks Jim for this one.

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Sawadee Khrap. 

Good advice for the States as they cut Medical Coverage – Thanks Jim for the “Tip”

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