Sawadee Khrap
Here’s a cute one from Paul’s Sunday Funnies.
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says, "Well, that’s great….that’s really great……… some asshole’s got my pen."
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