I just received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-boyfriend who this morning called ‘out-of-the-blue’ to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn’t believe it when he asked if I’d be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic". "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I’m a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don’t really have the energy I used to have." He just giggled and said he was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don’t mind a waistline that’s a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone…everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!" Again He laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
Then he teased me saying that tubby, grey haired, older men were cute, and he was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, he giggled and said, "I’ve put on a few pounds myself!" So I told him to fuck off.
Thanks Paul for this great story – Paul’s Sunday Funnies