Broadcasting from Chiang Mai

Sawadee Khrap

Arrived in Chiang Mai today and rented a room for a couple of weeks to check out the  area for my new digs – One neat thing is that the place has a “workout room” with a elliptical and so I get to test one out  – great deal – I want to get one and now I can see if it will actually do what I expect.

The trip up was again a eye opener – Got to the turn off from Hwy 1 to Kamphaeng Phet and threw a alternator belt – way the hell in nowhere – so I stopped at the Gas Station with a 7/ 11 that was right across the Hwy and asked for someone who spoke English – No one – trying to tell them that I need a service guy to fix the car – but then a guy walked in and said he owned a car repair and could help me. – it was RIGHT NEXT DOOR – and had a new belt on in an hour –   No one can tell me there’s NO God.  I was protected the whole trip.IMG_1422IMG_1423

I am sorry to say I saw a terrific accident just past Lamphun on the final long stretch to IMG_1427Chiang Mai – about 10 minuets before this, whoever was driving had tried to pass me on the right side going very fast so I moved over – apparently they tried to pass another and this truck was in the way – I didn’t see how many were hurt – traffic had to keep going but I did capture this shot going by.  My prayers are with them but this is a problem over here – speeding and passing on the right side – dangerous and this is sometimes the result.  

Anyhow  – safe and sound in Chiang Mai and setting up the computer – so back on line.

Ciao

Why John changed Motels

Sawadee Khrap

Last week, John checked into a motel on his 70th birthday and as he was feeling a bit lonely he thought, “I’ll call one of  those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”
He looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs, and John felt quite certain he could bounce a coin off his well oiled bum….   So he figured, what the hell, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a call.
“Good evening, Sir, how may I help you?”         Oh my, he sounded so sexy!
Afraid he would lose his nerve if he hesitated, John rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage.  I’d like you to come to my motel room and give me one.  No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.   Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, and whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.  We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,  anything and everything, I’m ready!   Now how does that sound?”
After a long pause, he heard, “… sounds fantastic Mister, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”

Thanks to Paul’s  “Sunday’s Funnies”  – of course I took the liberty to do a little modification.

Ciao

Ted’s Birthday Party

Sawadee Khrap

IMG_6090Celebrated Ted’s birthday  at The Pour House Bar last night   – Mike bought a great cake and we all had a good time – Ted didn’t want his age to be posted but if you look closely you may be able to count the candles.  We also used the occasion to say goodbye to everyone – Mike Bloss (not shown in the photos – he was the photographer) will head back to Sisaket, Don and Larry back to the US, Degs , I think to the UK, and I to Chiang Mai – all by the end of the month – Ted will be all alone until the next batch of visitors come to Pattaya.

IMG_6091IMG_6092

IMG_6086Mike also sent me a picture from last weeks Bingo game at the Bondi Bar  – I won a bottle of booze.  That’s “Boy” sitting next to me, can’t miss that smile

Had a great time at both events and will definitely visit Pattaya again – only the next time just to visit NOT live there.

Ciao

New model from Lao

Sawadee Khrap

Meet Dan,  he was visiting here from Lao and I was fortunate enough to get some modeling time before he left.   What do you think ?   First we went to IMG_1076-Edit

Pattaya Love Art Park  – but it was hotter than hell out there – Only stayed a few shots then back to the condo for some shots   – I think you will like these better. 

IMG_1220-EditIMG_1308-Edit IMG_1368-EditIMG_1413-Edit

From Lao come some great models, super guys and you won’t meet friendlier people. – Make sure you plan a visit to Lao on your next trip and get a local guide like Dan to show you around.

Ciao

Facts of Life

Sawadee Khrap

At any given moment:
FACT: 79,000,000 people are having sex – right now.
FACT: 58,000,000 are kissing.
FACT: 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
FACT: 1 older person is reading emails.

You hang in there, sunshine!

Ciao