Just a note of interest â€“ floods, grasshoppers, typhons, tariffs, and now MASTURBATION â€“ the plagues of China. As reported in the New York Post this is becoming a very serious problem.
â€œPLA found that 8 percent of candidates failed because of abnormalities found in their scrotum from sitting too much. Another 25 percent flunked because of blood and urine tests.
It recommended that candidates follow 10 basic principles, including exercising more, cutting out fizzy drinks and booze, limiting computer games and masturbation, not getting a tattoo and drinking clean water.â€
(In my opinion, Yes, that should take care of the problem)