As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of young physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new urologist.
My family doctor recently referred me to a just-out-of-medical-school 24 year old urologist. I saw him yesterday, and he’s absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
He told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked him why.
He said, “Because I’m trying to examine you…”
Thanks to Paulâ€™s Sundays Funnies â€“ slightly modified of course.
A Zebra Dies and Goes to Heaven
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, â€œI have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?â€
St. Peter said, â€œThat’s a question only God can answer.â€ So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, â€œGod, please – I must know, am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?â€ God simply replied, â€œYou are what you are.â€
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him. â€œWell, did God straighten out your query for you?â€ The zebra looked puzzled. No sir, God simply said â€œYou are what you are.” St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, â€œWell then, there you are, You are white with black stripes.â€
The zebra asked St. Peter, â€œHow do you know that for certain?â€ Because, said St. Peter, â€œIf you were black with white stripes, God would have said, â€œYou is what you is.â€