At the local nursing home, the seniors were talking about their aches and pains.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Ya. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee," replied another.
"I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," said another.
"I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old," winced one old man.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
A senior woman added cheerfully, "Thank God we can all still drive!"