Sorry to have taken so long to check in – a lot has happened.
First, Nu has left the Temple and is going to start school this Tue and is getting a apt of his own. We’ve had some differences and a break was needed.
Second – I have completed work on my photo studio and plan on starting having models over – I will post examples of those who allow me to post their shots – At least I hope I can make some great shots. I also think I will use gThaiStudio web-site for the gallery. I’ll have to work on that, so stay tuned.
And finally – Jerry sent me this one:
A man and his boyfriend were watching a TV program on Psychology, when the man turned to his boyfriend and said, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
He said, “You’ve got the biggest penis of all your friends.”
Peter from ThaiChimes sent me this one:
Finally a tool to help the sun reach everywhere for that perfect
French Riviera Suntan.
Here’s a great tool from GayRomeo – get your copy and end all confusion – measure it, tell it like it is and amaze your friends – or maybe not !!! And for that matter *** join *** GayRomeo – meet friends around the world.
Just talking to Todd and Pia, the new owners of Adams Apple and they say the Metro Bar & Lounge should be open for business in about a week and the Second floor – Adams Apple Club will be in about 2 months –
If the new Club looks anything like the Lounge (Designed by Mohammed) it will be a instant success – I know the line-up of boys will be the best in town and I am told the the “Boy Scout” skit will be the only one they are keeping from the old AA routines. Can’t wait to see the new talent.
Check out their web-site and be sure you don’t miss the opening, or for that matter any show, if you are in Chiang Mai I’ll get some pictures to show for the next post as it opens.
This article speaks for itself —– “Thai woman bites Belgian tourist’s organ”
Never know who you sleep with – trust is hard to find. Sometimes revenge is sweet and bloody.
ThaiChimes.com Here’s another great site about Thailand, it’s Culture, Lifestyles, and Religion.
Hosted by Peter West, it is a wonderful addition to his other site Chiang Mai Chimes. Check them out.
Kevin just sent me this – Right On:
IRONY AT IT’S BEST
90 people get the Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.
A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.
My Internet has been down for over a week, so just the pre-loaded jokes have been appearing, Today TTT (our phone company) just got the line fixed and Internet back up running.
During this down time, Nu went into Wat Umong as a Novice Monk – not sure how long he will wear the robe, but he is using this time to collect his thoughts and plan his future. I think he’s planning on staying at least 3 months.
Additionally, for all Thai men it is considered a basic duty to become a monk, if even for only 1 week, to gain merit for their parents and family.
I am going to visit him next Sunday and see how it’s going – maybe a report then,
But for now – back on line and start posting again –
Sawadee Khrap Thanks Max for this one:
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..
I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the boys.
I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me.
Dear Bryan , It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.
See you Monday.
Here’s a great one from Paul:
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, ‘We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.’ He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn’t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, ‘We missed the R ! We missed the R ! We missed the R !’
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, ‘What’s wrong, father?’ With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, ‘The word was… CELEBRATE!!!’