Any Old Retired Sailors out there

Sawadee Khrap

Jerry, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for  Pattaya’s Walking Street one more time, for old times sake and some hot sex.  He engages a lovely Lady-boy and takes her up to a room.  He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing?’

The Lady-boy replies, ‘Well Jerry, Ya old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’

‘Three knots?’ he asks. ‘ What’s that supposed to mean?’

‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.