Little Marty came home from school with a smile on his face and told his mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Marty went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut.
"Relaxing with a hidden smile, Marty’s Mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Marty replied, "No… Salty." Mom fainted.