Sawadee Khrap

Here’s a great one Jim sent me (but I did modify it a little) – thanks Jim

Two elderly guys are sitting on the front porch in a Scottsdale retirement home , doing nothing, naturally.

One guy turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’

The other replies, ‘Oh sure I do.’

Then the  first old man asks, ‘What do you do about it?’

And his friend replies, ‘I suck a lifesaver.’

After a few moments, the first guy asks, ‘Who drives you to the beach ?’


Who the hell is Sam Austin ????

Sawadee Khrap

Don’t know – tried to look up his bio on the web with no success, but he is attributed with several good quotes.  Here is my favorite:

“Homosexuality is God’s way of ensuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.”