Hereâ€™s a great one Jim sent me (but I did modify it a little) â€“ thanks Jim
Two elderly guys are sitting on the front porch in a Scottsdale retirement home , doing nothing, naturally.
One guy turns and asks, ‘Do you still get horny?’
The other replies, ‘Oh sure I do.’
Then the first old man asks, ‘What do you do about it?’
And his friend replies, ‘I suck a lifesaver.’
After a few moments, the first guy asks, ‘Who drives you to the beach ?’