Tonto Papadopoulos

Sawadee Khrap

I boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York and as I was taking my seat , I noticed a very gorgeous young man boarding the plane.  Then I realized he was heading straight toward my seat and bingo – he took the seat right beside me.      "Hello", I blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

He turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I’m going to the annual LGBT convention in the United States."   I swallowed hard.  Here was the sexiest guy I had ever seen sitting next to me, and he was going to a meeting for Gays!

Struggling to maintain my composure, I calmly asked, "What’s your business role at this convention?"  "Lecturer," he responded. "I use my experience to debunk some popular myths about sexuality."  

"Really", I smiled, "what myths are those?"   "Well," he explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.    Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.   I have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."

Suddenly he became uncomfortable and blushed. "I’m sorry," he said. "I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you; I don’t even know your name!"

"Tonto," I said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

Thanks to Paul’s Sunday Funnies (of course I changed it a little )