hanks Paul’s Sunday Funnies –
Subject: How was I born?
A 10 year old girl asks her mom; “Mommy, how was I born? “
The mom smiled and replied:
“Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.
Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.
After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.
So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we had sex without a condom! “
Gets you all choked up…
God Bless Ciao
Thanks Kevin for pointing this video out ! CLICK on IT
Have to Thank Frank Morgan for pointing this emergency out so we can look for a solution – Donna saw it – why can’t the Gov’t do anything about it? Doesn’t anyone really care? Is this deceit and carnage never going to stop? Why insist the deer have to cross here? Here’s the full interview – click on the image to start the link.
Thanks Paul for this uplifting story: (Paul’s Sunday Funnies)
A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 4-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them “gems-in-the-rough,” more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her 20 little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars.
The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her 10 dollars “pay” she’d received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.
The little girl proudly replied, “I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us. I learned a lot from them.” “Oh my goodness gracious,” said the teller, “and will you be working on the house again this week, too?” The little girl replied, “I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fuckin’ drywall.”
Now on sale at IKEA
No nuts or screwing involved,
it’s all tongue and groove.
Thanks Kevin for pointing this out for me – I do suffer from just having my blog and usually stay clear from those social media apps. Maybe that’s why I am not getting many calls from the local guys. I’ll have to look into it. Click on the image to start the video
As I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friend’s lives; and what’s happening in Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton’s scandals, Trump, Fox News, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, (et al); the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, the refugees, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity; I saw a yard sign that said:
CALL JESUS 1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number……….
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
Thanks Paul’s Sunday Funnies
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,
“Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. “Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know shit?”
And then she went back to reading her book.
Thanks Paul – “Paul’s Sunday Funnies”
Here’s one you don’t want to miss:
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Thanks Nut for this great clip from CollegeHumor Originals.
‘Catfishing:’ The phenomenon of Internet scammers who fabricate online identities and entire social circles to trick people into romantic relationships
Thanks Kevin for pointing out another absurdity.
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About as stupid as the open air urinals in San Francisco Park.
A major contributor to my blog is Kevin and he came up with this one too:
A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it
‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil.
‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the child
‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer.. She read, ‘… and so Chicken Little
Went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is
The teacher paused then asked the class, ‘And what do you think that
One little girl raised her hand and said, ‘I think he said:
‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!”
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing facts are,
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
Thanks to Paul’s Sunday Funnies. Sooooo true