As I was just coming home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friend’s lives; and what’s happening in Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Hillary Clinton’s scandals, Trump, Fox News, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, CNBC, (et al); the downgrading of our military, the terrorists infiltrating our border, the illegals, the refugees, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity; I saw a yard sign that said:
CALL JESUS 1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number……….
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
Thanks Paul’s Sunday Funnies