Went to the dentist this morning to have a tooth pulled and he grabbed a numbing needle started to give me a shot. ‘No way! No needles. I hate needles’ I cried.
Then he started to hook up the nitrous oxide and I told him. ‘I can’t do the gas thing. Just the thought of having to have a gas mask on is suffocating!’
Then he asked me if I had any objection to taking a pill. ‘Of course not.’ ‘No objection,’ I said. ‘I’m fine with pills.’ So he gave me a Viagra tablet.’ ‘WOW !’ , I said! ‘ “I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!’
‘It doesn’t’ said the dentist, ‘but it’s going to give you something to hold onto while I pull that tooth!
Thanks Paul for this from the Sunday Funnies – ( note: I modified it a bit )