Dentist trip

Sawadee Khrap

Went to the dentist this morning to have a tooth pulled and he grabbed a numbing needle started to give me a shot.    ‘No way!   No needles.   I hate needles’    I cried.

Then he started to hook up the nitrous oxide and  I told him.   ‘I can’t do the gas thing.   Just the thought of having to have a gas mask on is suffocating!’

Then he  asked me if  I had any objection to taking a pill.   ‘Of course not.’  ‘No objection,’  I said.    ‘I’m fine with pills.’    So he gave me a Viagra tablet.’     ‘WOW !’ , I said! ‘   “I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain killer!’

‘It doesn’t’   said the dentist,    ‘but it’s going to give you something to hold onto while I pull that tooth!

Thanks Paul for this from the Sunday Funnies – (  note:   I modified it a bit )