This might possibly be the most amazing card trick you have EVER seen! It was developed by the magician Shin Lim after the terrorist attacks in , France. Supposedly, he did this in front of Penn and Teller on TV and they just shook their heads in disbelief. This is truly a “must watch”. Thanks Kevin for pointing this out for me:
Thanks Jerry for pointing this news article out:
A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it
‘How do you know that the cat was dead?’ she asked her pupil.
‘Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,’ answered the child
‘You did WHAT?’ the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
‘You know,’ explained the boy, ‘I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer.. She read, ‘… and so Chicken Little
Went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is
The teacher paused then asked the class, ‘And what do you think that
One little girl raised her hand and said, ‘I think he said:
‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!”
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE amazing facts are,
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.
Thanks to Paul’s Sunday Funnies. Sooooo true
A large earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East. Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria were totally ruined and their governments asked the World for help to rebuild.
Two million replacement Muslims! God Bless President Trump!
Thanks Kevin for this insightful article.
I realized the great dynamic range my new camera could capture but really didn’t know why – Hopefully I can get better and better images now.
Here is a great article on how to use it:
Just got back from the kidney doctor and received a good report. BP about 124/60, kidney function levels stabilized – pain in legs almost gone – good walking now – feeling great BUT !!!. Of all the times to be single, but thank God I did have someone with me as I went through the crap of getting this BP-Kidney problem taken care of – too bad it fucked up my temperament making it so they couldn’t have stuck around enough to enjoy the final outcome.
Present meds –
After all the trials – this is the final formula that seems to work – everything working – I am testing taking every evening 1 TPS of Apple Cider Vinegar for stomach health and reducing acid reflex and also taking 3 squares of 99% Cocoa powder chockalott daily for additional antioxidants.
Trying to keep the Pharmaceutical meds to a minimum.
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my old friends, but it is difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone and giving some extortionist the opportunity to sue under section 18c of the Racial Discrimination Act. So Kevin met with his lawyers yesterday, and on their advice, say the following :
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated, recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017; but not without due respect for the calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wisher.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her / him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.”
Best Regards (without prejudice)
Name withheld (Privacy Act).
Previously, “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year” used to say it all !!
Thanks Kevin for contacting your lawyer and getting this approved.
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