Jerry, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for Pattayaâ€™s Walking Street one more time, for old times sake and some hot sex. He engages a lovely Lady-boy and takes her up to a room. He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, ‘How am I doing?’
The Lady-boy replies, ‘Well Jerry, Ya old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.’
‘Three knots?’ he asks. ‘ What’s that supposed to mean?’
‘You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.