The season to be thankful for what we have.

Sawadee Khrap

At the local nursing home, the seniors were talking about their aches and pains.
  "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
  "Ya.  My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee," replied another.
  "I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third.
  "My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," said another.
  "I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old," winced one old man.
  Then there was a short moment of silence.
  A senior woman added cheerfully, "Thank God we can all still drive!"