EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELLING!

Sawadee Khrap

Help can come from the strangest places.

A desperate young guy stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.

image001A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter to you, how about a shag before you go?”

“NO!   He screamed,  Bugger off,  you filthy old bastard!”

“Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.”

He didn’t jump………

Thanks Kevin – this may come in handy someday.

Ciao