Help can come from the strangest places.
A desperate young guy stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter to you, how about a shag before you go?”
“NO! He screamed, Bugger off, you filthy old bastard!”
“Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.”
He didn’t jump………
Thanks Kevin â€“ this may come in handy someday.