Here’s a great one from Paul’s Sunday Funnies

Sawadee Khrap

The little girl goes to the barbershop with her dad and stands next to the chair, eating a muffin while her daddy gets a haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says: “Careful, Honey, you’re gonna get hair on your muffin!”
“I know,” she says. “And I’m gonna get tits too, you dirty old bastard.”