Good one from Sunday Funnies

Sawadee Khrap

A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. a man passing by asks ‘What’s wrong, lad?’

The boy says ‘Me ma died this morning’

‘Oh be jaysus,’ the man says. ‘Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?’

The boy replies, ‘No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.’