Sawadee Khrap

Just checking my facebook – that’s about once a month – and see that Oody in CMX posted this great image:

You just have to go to the beach to prove this fact – McDonalds is alive and kicking in Asia and spandex is fashion – sad but true.

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Sawadee Khrap

We’re taking Maths and other Liberal classes – How about you !

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Thanks Jim for this photo – I did alter it slightly but “fu*k” the wildlife – Lets go to Jomtien Beach and capture the cute boys.

I love that photographic expression and I think this photo says it all – notice they are all Canon – that’s my D7 in the middle.  ha,ha

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Sawadee Khrap

Getting Old ???    Thanks Kevin for this gem.

An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.

  He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said.   "How are you?  You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had!  Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor?   Happy Birthday toes!"

"Hello, knees.", he continued.   "How are you?   You know you're 92 today.. Oh, the times we've had!   Remember when we marched in the parade?   Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together.   Happy Birthday, knees."

Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie, you little bugger. Just think. If you were alive today, you'd be 92..

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Sawadee Khrap

Haven’t got a hell of a lot to write about but this web site is a must to check out  www.photoshopdisasters.com  They have some great Photoshop bloopers seen in major publications -  This ones a dussy (think I spelled that right or is it   ‘ie’).

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Sawadee Khrap

Here’s a great one from Jim – thanks:

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The Penis Poem--by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But now I've got a full time job, To find the f***in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave. For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes!!

Thanks Jim for sending me this – and sorry to say hits home too.

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Sawadee Khrap

Here’s a cute one from Paul’s Sunday Funnies.

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.  Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,  "Well, that's great....that's really great......... some asshole's  got my pen."

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Sawadee Khrap       Here’s a good one from Kevin  (modified !!)

A balding, white haired man from USA , walked into a jewelry store in Bangkok this past Friday evening with a very handsome but much younger young man at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his boyfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lad's eyes sparkled and his whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man,

'But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!'

See.......Not All Seniors Are Senile

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Sawadee Khrap           Thanks Jerry for this one.

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And here’s the latest one from Jerry – thanks.

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"   He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."   "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."   The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."  Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"   The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."   The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."   The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"   "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in

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Thanks Jim for this update – not sure where it was published, but still good news.

“Immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands, showing their outrage with Arizona's new controversial law SB-1070 by moving elsewhere.

In the small town of Guadalupe, AZ, south of Phoenix, Manuel Renaldo is one of those who is punishing Arizona by leaving. As he loaded his stolen car with his stolen belongings and his family of ten, Renaldo told this reporter through an interpreter, "It's a matter of principle; I refuse to be supported by a state that treats me like a criminal!"

The effects of the exodus are being felt by Arizona retailers, who are reporting dwindling sales of beer, spray paint, and ammunition. Also hit hard are the state's hospitals, which have reported a dramatic decline in births and in emergency room visits. Tattoo parlors are in a state of panic.

Renaldo told a reporter through an interpreter, "He and his family are all moving to California,  which is a state that will support him and his family with dignity!"

It kind of brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?

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Sawadee Khrap

Here’s a great one for all you fisherman – great tips:

*** Just click on picture ***

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At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages.  What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question ," noted the CFO.  "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.  But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster purchases?  What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.  "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.  "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. 

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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a fucking checking account.”

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a god damn  checking account right now!”

“I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.”

So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.  They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, “What seems to be the problem here?”

“There’s no fucking problem; “ the man says, “I just won 50 million bucks in the god damn lottery and I want to open a fucking checking account in this god damn bank!.”

“I see”, says the manager, “and this b - - ch is giving you a hard time ?”

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