One morning, on his way out to check on the fields, the rancher says to his blond haired girlfriend Sue, “The Veterinarian is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?”
A while later the Vet arrives and knocks on the front door. “I came to take care of the cow,” he says. Sue takes him down to the barn and as they walk along the row of cows, Sue sees the nail and tells him, “This is the one right here.”
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, “Tell me lady, I’m dying to know, how YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?” “That’s simple”, she confidently explains, “By the nail that’s over its stall”.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, “And what, pray tell, is the nail for”? She turns to walk away and whispers over her shoulder, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on.”
Thanks to Paul’s Sunday Funnies.