My new Urologist and Zebras

Sawadee Khrap

As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing  number of young physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new urologist.

My family doctor recently referred me to a just-out-of-medical-school 24 year old urologist. I saw him yesterday, and he’s absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
He told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked him why.
He said, “Because I’m trying to examine  you…”

Thanks to Paul’s Sundays Funnies –   slightly modified of course.

A Zebra Dies and Goes to Heaven

A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.  As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that’s  haunted me all of my days on earth.  Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white  stripes?”
St. Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.”  So the zebra went off in search of God.  When he found Him, the zebra asked, “God, please – I must know, am I white with black stripes,  or am I black with white stripes?”  God simply replied, “You are what you are.”
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him.  “Well, did God straighten out your query for you?”   The zebra looked puzzled.  No sir, God simply said “You are what you are.”  St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, “Well then, there you are, You are white with black stripes.”
The zebra asked St. Peter, “How do you know that for certain?”   Because, said St. Peter, “If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.”