Turpentine vs. Holy Water

Sawadee Khrap

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.  He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.  The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’

The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.  If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’

The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s arse, he’ll pass a Harley-Davidson!’