Ever have a bad day ?

Sawadee Khrap

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.   "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.    "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve.  Then some jack-ass shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?"

Thanks Paul – “The Sunday Funnies”

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Thailand Update

Sawadee Khrap

Many of the caches of weapons have been rounded up – crowds dispersed – curfew lifted – somewhat back to normal life – Be careful in BKK – there may still be attacks against the Army – don’t be in the middle – Pattaya seem quiet and peaceful, just HOT – maybe rain today and start of rainy season and cooler weather.  Come on over, the boys are waiting.

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