Haven’t posted lately and Kevin sent me this good story – so I thought I would share:
A guy is walking along Pattaya Beach and a fantastic-looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker: "How much do you charge?" The Hooker replies: "It starts at 1500 Baht for a hand-job."
The guy says: "At today's rates that's $50 dollars? For a hand-job? Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says: "Do you see that Bar on the corner?" "Yes" "Do you see the Bar about a block further down?" "Yes" "And beyond that, do you see that third Bar?" "Yes" "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those and I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth 1500 Baht."
So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $50. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $100 ?"
The hooker replies, "6,000 Baht." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that Shopping Center just across the street? I own that building outright