Lets walk down and get them all

Sawadee Khrap

Experience has it’s rewards:

A new young rooster arrived at the chicken coop and struts over to the old rooster and says, ‘OK old fart, time for you to retire.’  The old rooster replies, ‘Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens.  Look what it has done to me!  Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?’  The young rooster says, ‘Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.’

The old rooster says, ‘I tell you what, young stud.  I will race you around the farmhouse.  Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.’  The young rooster laughs.  ‘You know you don’t stand a chance, old man.   So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.’   The old rooster takes off running.  About 5 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.  They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.  He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.  The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can.  The Farmer grabs his shotgun and – BOOM – he blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,  ‘Dangit ..…..third gay rooster I bought this month.’

Thanks Paul – Paul’s Sunday Funnies


Ahhhh the Dentist again

Sawadee Khrap

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give to the man. "No way!, no needles!, I hate needles!", the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can’t do the gas thing – the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me".

The dentist then asks if the man has an objection to taking the pill. "No", the patient says, "I am fine with pills". The dentist returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet".
The patient says, "Wow, I didn’t know that Viagra worked as a pain pill!".

It doesn’t said the dentist, "It will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth".

Thanks Paul.