Bank Etiquette

Sawadee Khrap

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a fucking checking account.”

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a god damn  checking account right now!”

“I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.”

So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation.  They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, “What seems to be the problem here?”

“There’s no fucking problem; “ the man says, “I just won 50 million bucks in the god damn lottery and I want to open a fucking checking account in this god damn bank!.”

“I see”, says the manager, “and this b – – ch is giving you a hard time ?”

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