“Cut It Out” or “I’ll Cut It Off”

Sawadee Khrap

Jerry just sent me a excerpt from a book he is reading and recommends I get.

Love Entrepreneurs” Cross-culture relationship deals in Thailand by Phil Nicks 

“An interesting fact about Thailand – and one which is rarely mentioned in other guidebooks – is that Bangkok is a world center for penis reattachment surgery. There is a reason for this: cutting off a man’s penis is a fairly common form of retribution by angry wives, girlfriends, second wives (mia noi)*, or lovers. Some say Thailand is a world center for poly-amorization (jaochoo)*.

 
If the unlucky man manages to bring his disconnected member to the hospital within an hour of severance, it can usually be surgically reattached. However, only in fifty per cent of these cases does the man regain normal sexual function of his penis. A team of doctors in one Bangkok hospital reportedly reattached thirty-three severed penises each year – about one every ten days.
 
*jaochoo – multiple relationships
* mia noi – second ‘little’ wife (mistress)”
 
Now that should make you a little more careful in choosing your relationships or playing the field.   Sorry – Don’t have any pictures – I’ll leave it up to you to get the book and see what else he has to say about “getting it on” in Thailand.   I’ll stay in Chiang Mai.
 
Ciao